英语笑话：顾客的投诉(笑话故事 我要投诉)
英语笑话：顾客的投诉
英语笑话：顾客的投诉
顾客和服务员之间的对话
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心，先生，面包里的.蜘蛛会干掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇!
1美元你想要什么——活的?
aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服务员，汤里有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天苍蝇放假。
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服务员，来杯咖啡，不加奶油。
对不起，先生，奶油没了，不加奶怎么样?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Ground:研磨;地面
服务员，你的领带在我的汤里了。
没关系，先生，它不缩水。
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
笑话故事 我要投诉
笑话故事 我要投诉
分享一则小可爱的笑话故事 还是小朋友可爱
今天上午，在老公奖励的.诱惑下，儿子不仅拖了地，而且还把家里的花浇了一遍。儿子干完活后向老公讨“工钱”，没承想却遭到拒绝。
儿子有点小性格，他在求助无门的情况下，突然给消费者申诉举报中心打了电话。电话打通后，儿子对接线员说：“阿姨你好，今天正是消费者权益日，我要投诉。”接线员很耐心地说：“小朋友，你要投诉谁呀?”儿子气呼呼地说：“我要投诉我爸。他说好拖地、浇花要给钱，但我干了他却不兑现。”
听了儿子的话，接线员笑了笑说：“小朋友，你投诉的这个问题不归我们管呀。”“那该归谁管?”儿子继而问。接线员说：“应该找你爷爷、奶奶打他屁股。”儿子说：“我爷爷、奶奶都不在了。”“那就找你老师吧，让他(她)开家长会时批他不讲信用。”儿子想了想，没好气地说：“阿姨你这招够狠，想让我当典型呀，我才不上当呢。再见!”