1 The interesting thing in my school One day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter." Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的学校。
我突然看见我的一个朋友寻找东西,于是我就对她说:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丢失的硬币在我的教室前。“我觉得很奇怪,说:“你为什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因为很难发现它就在我的教室。
但这是打火机。” 然后我没有词想与她说话。
2 Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?" 中学时,语文课上,老师让一名同学解释“初出茅庐”的意思。那同学属于后进生那一类,抓耳挠腮磨蹭了半天,最后小声地问老师:“是不是刚刚从厕所里出来的意思?” High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?" 高中时,一次政治考试,考题全是选择题,共75题。
结果考高分的不多,但却有一老兄一题未对―――考了0分。后来政治老师问他:“你是不是知道考试答案?不然怎么可以全部避开正确答案,只选错的呢?”3 Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中学时,一次上历史课,我在课堂上睡觉被老师叫醒,老师问我:“文成公主嫁给谁了?”同桌小声告诉我:“松赞干布。”
可惜我没听清,张口就答:“宋朝干部。”后来我被罚一个星期不准上历史课。
4 Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!" 初中时,班上有一同学很牛,要么迟到,要么一上课就呼呼大睡,直到下课才醒来。一天,他迟到了十分钟,数学老师看到他就说:“你不能再迟到了,否则你会睡眠不足的啊!”。
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address's the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl's dorm and girls stay out of the guy's dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.。
The interesting thing in my school
One day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."
Then i have no word want to speak to her.
1The interesting thing in my schoolOne day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的学校。
我突然看见我的一个朋友寻找东西,于是我就对她说:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丢失的硬币在我的教室前。“我觉得很奇怪,说:“你为什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因为很难发现它就在我的教室。
但这是打火机。” 然后我没有词想与她说话。
2Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?"中学时,语文课上,老师让一名同学解释“初出茅庐”的意思。那同学属于后进生那一类,抓耳挠腮磨蹭了半天,最后小声地问老师:“是不是刚刚从厕所里出来的意思?”High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?"高中时,一次政治考试,考题全是选择题,共75题。
结果考高分的不多,但却有一老兄一题未对―――考了0分。后来政治老师问他:“你是不是知道考试答案?不然怎么可以全部避开正确答案,只选错的呢?”3Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中学时,一次上历史课,我在课堂上睡觉被老师叫醒,老师问我:“文成公主嫁给谁了?”同桌小声告诉我:“松赞干布。”
可惜我没听清,张口就答:“宋朝干部。”后来我被罚一个星期不准上历史课。
4Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!"初中时,班上有一同学很牛,要么迟到,要么一上课就呼呼大睡,直到下课才醒来。一天,他迟到了十分钟,数学老师看到他就说:“你不能再迟到了,否则你会睡眠不足的啊!”。
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address's the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl's dorm and girls stay out of the guy's dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh. 收起 指尖冰凉°280 2014-06-12Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the ro。
Miss Li is my Chinese teacher . She is about thirty years old . She is very pretty and young . Her hair is brown and curly .
Miss Li always wears a blue coat . I think her favourite colour will be blue .
Miss Li is very friendly and kindly .Her classes are very interesting ,we all like to have Chinese class .
She always smiles when she speak to us .Sometimes she is very strict with us,when we make a mistake,she often makes us stand up . 李老师是我的语文老师,她大约30岁左右,她长的又漂亮,又年轻,她的卷发是棕 色的.
Miss Li often sticks to have lessons when she is ill , She looked weak,but still beautiful . 李老师经常穿着蓝色的上衣,所以我认为她最喜欢的颜色是蓝色.
Miss Li love us very much, she teaches us so carefully .I think she is a good teacher. We all love her,too .
李老师对我们总是那样友好,亲切.她的课生动,有趣,我们都喜欢上语文课.她和我们说话的时候总是面带微笑.
有时候她对我们非常严厉,当我们犯了错误,李老师就让我们站起来.
I think teachers are like candles , giving off light for others by burning themselves . 我想,老师就像蜡烛,燃烧了自己,照亮了别人!
给你几篇军训日记:
Thursday, November 16 rain "Left upright, raised his right foot, bouncing off his toes straight, and 45 ° angle into the ground 。" the instructor shouted hoarse.
Today is the first day of military training, we all suffer students, instructors stringent requirements, we do it difficult ah. I secretly peeping out of the side of the students, skew Tampa, Pakistan eye, brow tight, physical shaking, it seems that everyone suffered torture, Variety 。 rain and tears along glowing red on the cheek as the river and under. We usually stand down the Jiaoxiaojie in these temper, not only did not cry, but very brave, look optimistic, Gangyi, Jin is not happening, indeed admirable.
Friday, November 17 rain The door into the canteen, choke back hunger, we would like to stop, a neat row of the team, sang Song, resonant voice, singing as waves for a while than for a while, better than consecutive day, all morale, singing singing, it never send me, can not help but like to play a simple melody songs , in love with the language of the barracks in particular. He sang, I think he is one of the glorious fighters. Saturday, November 18 rain Strong but not forgotten with the end of military life, sitting in a comfortable chair with immense, not think in the days of military training, military training follow in the footsteps of every step footprints are deeply printed in the hearts of every individual, three days ahead on the calendar left an extraordinary colors. Know how much rain we fought shiver, at the foot of the road that we left a number of sweat.
"1,2,3,4" Password pierced the quiet sounds of the sky, the impact of our young hearts. Through the training days of joy and laughter hide bitter exertion. It is like the beauty of music, let us intention to be singing and experience.
When I didn't enter university military training class began to organization campaign ended class cadre.The whole classmates try to be class cadre,so am I.I want to campaign group members because I so experienced about it .But I was also very upset because I don't know if I'm good enough to stand out.either I don't know if can competent for the work in university organization committee. It was my turn to come on stage lectured me nervous slowly is natural behind .there was three people competition with me. Finally I was elected.It makes me very happy.I also know that my shoulder the burden heavierBecause I want to play the role of an organization schoolmates This is only a small matter in my college life but let me know more responsibility. 基本上是按你给的内容写的——。
When I didn't enter university military training class began to organization campaign ended class cadre.The whole classmates try to be class cadre,so am I.I want to campaign group members because I so experienced about it .But I was also very upset because I don't know if I'm good enough to stand out.either I don't know if can competent for the work in university organization committee.
It was my turn to come on stage lectured me nervous slowly is natural behind .there was three people competition with me. Finally I was elected.It makes me very happy.I also know that my shoulder the burden heavierBecause I want to play the role of an organization schoolmates
This is only a small matter in my college life but let me know more responsibility.
基本上是按你给的内容写的——
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