1 The interesting thing in my school One day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter." Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的学校。
我突然看见我的一个朋友寻找东西,于是我就对她说:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丢失的硬币在我的教室前。“我觉得很奇怪,说:“你为什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因为很难发现它就在我的教室。
但这是打火机。” 然后我没有词想与她说话。
2 Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?" 中学时,语文课上,老师让一名同学解释“初出茅庐”的意思。那同学属于后进生那一类,抓耳挠腮磨蹭了半天,最后小声地问老师:“是不是刚刚从厕所里出来的意思?” High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?" 高中时,一次政治考试,考题全是选择题,共75题。
结果考高分的不多,但却有一老兄一题未对―――考了0分。后来政治老师问他:“你是不是知道考试答案?不然怎么可以全部避开正确答案,只选错的呢?”3 Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中学时,一次上历史课,我在课堂上睡觉被老师叫醒,老师问我:“文成公主嫁给谁了?”同桌小声告诉我:“松赞干布。”
可惜我没听清,张口就答:“宋朝干部。”后来我被罚一个星期不准上历史课。
4 Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!" 初中时,班上有一同学很牛,要么迟到,要么一上课就呼呼大睡,直到下课才醒来。一天,他迟到了十分钟,数学老师看到他就说:“你不能再迟到了,否则你会睡眠不足的啊!”。
1The interesting thing in my schoolOne day, i walked in my school. I suddenly saw one of my friends look for something, So i came to her and said:" hey! What are you looking for?" She answered me,"i am looking for the coin i lost in my classroom before." i felt very strange and said:" why are you finding it outside your classroom but not in your classroom?" Then she answer me, "Because it is hard to find it in my classroom.But here is lighter."Then i have no word want to speak to her. 有一天,我走在我的学校。
我突然看见我的一个朋友寻找东西,于是我就对她说:“嘿!你在找什么?”她回答我:“我在找我丢失的硬币在我的教室前。“我觉得很奇怪,说:“你为什么找到你的教室外面但不是在你的教室?”然后她回答我:“因为很难发现它就在我的教室。
但这是打火机。” 然后我没有词想与她说话。
2Middle school, language lessons, the teacher asked students to explain a "fledgling" means. That students belonging to backward students of the type, scratching linger for a long time, last Xiaoshengdiwen teacher: "Is it just came out from the toilet mean?"中学时,语文课上,老师让一名同学解释“初出茅庐”的意思。那同学属于后进生那一类,抓耳挠腮磨蹭了半天,最后小声地问老师:“是不是刚刚从厕所里出来的意思?”High school, a political test, all multiple choice exam, a total of 75 questions. Results of test scores of small, but a brother is not a question on the test --- 0. Later political teacher asked him: "Do you know the exam answer? Or how you can avoid all the correct answers, only the wrong of it?"高中时,一次政治考试,考题全是选择题,共75题。
结果考高分的不多,但却有一老兄一题未对―――考了0分。后来政治老师问他:“你是不是知道考试答案?不然怎么可以全部避开正确答案,只选错的呢?”3Middle school, a lesson in history, I was a teacher in class sleeping wake, the teacher asked me: "Marry a Princess Wen Cheng?" At the same table quietly told me: "Songtsan." Unfortunately, I did not catch, mouth to answer: "Song of cadres." Later, I ordered a week are not allowed on the history lesson.中学时,一次上历史课,我在课堂上睡觉被老师叫醒,老师问我:“文成公主嫁给谁了?”同桌小声告诉我:“松赞干布。”
可惜我没听清,张口就答:“宋朝干部。”后来我被罚一个星期不准上历史课。
4Junior high school, one student was cattle class, or late, or a class on sound asleep, wake up before class. One day, he was late for 10 minutes, saw his math teacher said: "You can not be late again, otherwise you will sleep, ah!"初中时,班上有一同学很牛,要么迟到,要么一上课就呼呼大睡,直到下课才醒来。一天,他迟到了十分钟,数学老师看到他就说:“你不能再迟到了,否则你会睡眠不足的啊!”。
They like to fire the enthusiasm to join relief work .They Huaichuai disaster areas to join the interests of the people in danger .They have the boldness of vision, I am the only real hidden from the weight of the deepest grief, distress in the disaster areas at all times acted as the spiritual pillar of the people .Tingqi in the ruins of their backbone, heal the wounds of the soul in a hopeless situation to the brink of their victims in the hope that Cheng Qi regain vitality .They do their greatest forces to promote a fair rescue dig this dangerous heavy engineering .They all of the life force into the sunshine of a Lvlv Cape Sajin the hearts of the people of disaster areas Is to the state of their emotional and social impact of the love of others .In most people is that they need time to convey the warmth between people .They caring hands to save lives Is their indomitable spirit to cope with disaster .Because of them, before the warmth of transmission, before the convergence of love .Because of them, the noble human nature to be outlined and humanity to appear before the glorious .Because of them, victims have the possibility of Health, only a few casualties of change .Their time, not a single minute to relax .Their victims, do not ignore bit by bit .
Their value in the dedication of the entire glorious .At this moment, the shock will not need to soul search .
They like to fire the enthusiasm to join relief work .They Huaichuai disaster areas to join the interests of the people in danger .They have the boldness of vision, I am the only real hidden from the weight of the deepest grief, distress in the disaster areas at all times acted as the spiritual pillar of the people .Tingqi in the ruins of their backbone, heal the wounds of the soul in a hopeless situation to the brink of their victims in the hope that Cheng Qi regain vitality .They do their greatest forces to promote a fair rescue dig this dangerous heavy engineering .They all of the life force into the sunshine of a Lvlv Cape Sajin the hearts of the people of disaster areas Is to the state of their emotional and social impact of the love of others .In most people is that they need time to convey the warmth between people .They caring hands to save lives Is their indomitable spirit to cope with disaster .Because of them, before the warmth of transmission, before the convergence of love .Because of them, the noble human nature to be outlined and humanity to appear before the glorious .Because of them, victims have the possibility of Health, only a few casualties of change .Their time, not a single minute to relax .Their victims, do not ignore bit by bit .Their value in the dedication of the entire glorious .At this moment, the shock will not need to soul search .。
Interesting Things at College We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening. Every year the Dean address's the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl's dorm and girls stay out of the guy's dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate. Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time. Computer Lab Annoying Tips Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye. Complain to the monitor on duty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first. Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others. You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume. One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while. These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.。
I have had such experience. When I finish reading a good book, which is informative and exciting, I am lost deep in thoughts and enlightened. Something or somebody ordinary in life, once written in books, after careful reading and thinking, will reveal truth and philosophy. When I succeed or fad, get praised or criticized, happy or sad, I can find in books a good mirror to reflect and guide me I cannot but put myself upon thinking,"What was I? What will I he?" At this time, my mind is open and I am my sincere self. I am having a dialogue with myself, with my conscience. Without my knowing it, I am educating myself. So you can see by self -education. I mean thinking and contradicting within the mind. In the process of thinking and contradicting I have recollections and appraisal of myself. Then I make decisions aecording]y and keep myself in control of my thoughts and actions in the hope that I better myself in character, behavior, virtue and manner. Self-education is an effective way to make one noble minded, more able and intelligent and to perfect oneself. If a man keeps receiving education himself, he is sure to。
Due to their heavy schedulesCampus activities have been organized in many universities and colleges. These activities range from academic to recreational, such as academic reports, social consulting services, speech contests, the activities also serve students living in the “ivory tower” have little chance to get in touch with society. First of all.
These activities provide students with two major advantages, students are often busy themselves with textbooks and seldom expose themselves to a colorful life. But the variety of the activities provides opportunities for them to relax themselves and enrich their minds and knowledge. In addition, they play a positive role in improving students' studies, poet's club, painting clubs, singing and dancing groups, etc
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